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// ARQUETIPOS DE FOUNDER · ARCHETYPE SERIES

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The Deck Perfectionist

"We're almost ready to fundraise. Just finalizing the deck."

// EL ARQUETIPO

Has spent 6 months perfecting a 18-slide deck for a product that doesn't exist yet. The font pairing is immaculate. The TAM calculation is €4.2 trillion. The market validation slide has one customer: their mom. Investors don't fund decks. They fund momentum.

// YOU MIGHT BE THIS FOUNDER IF...
→Deck version: v31
→Has hired a designer for the deck but not for the product
→"We're not ready to show investors yet" (month 8)
→Market size: always €4B+
→Competitor analysis has 40 companies, none of which are the real threat
// IN UNICORNBURN SEASON 0
In UnicornBurn, there is no "deck" mechanic. You either ship or you don't. The simulation is brutally honest about what matters.
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// YOUR ARCHETYPE IS ASSIGNED ON DAY 1

In UnicornBurn Season 0, your decisions determine your archetype. The simulation doesn't care what you call yourself. It only tracks what you do. 10,000 founders. One world. July 2026.

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